or WOman, as the case is.
I went on my first business trip this week. It was fine.
It was to LA. I stayed at a fancy hotel. Ate fancy food on the rooftop of a fancy club. Slept in a big, fancy bed, all to myself. Saw lots of super-fancy cars and people who thought they were fancy (store-bought boobs do NOT a person of class make).
And I missed my messy little family. And my cluttered little house. And a crowded bed at 6am. And my very, very not fancy car.
It was an overnight trip - technically, around 36 hours. Lord - if I ever have to leave for a week I'll be a basket-case.